You Never Even Called Me by My Name

It was all that I could do to keep from cryin' sometimes it seems so useless to remain But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' You never even call me by my name. You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride. And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore. Even though your on my fightin' side. And I'll hang around as long as you will let me And I never minded standin' in the rain. But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' You never even call me by my name I've heard my name a few times in your phone book I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe Is when Jesus has his final judgement day Chorus: Entered by lmofle 10/9/2005: Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song and he told me it was the perfect country and western song. I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country and western song because he hadn't said anything at all about momma...or trains...or trucks...or prison...or gettin' drunk. Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me and after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it on this album...last verse goes like this here Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a damned old train. Chorus: So I'll hang around as long as you will let me And I never minded standin' in the rain. No, You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' You never even call me, Well, I wonder why you don't call me Why don't you ever call me by my name.