A Few Words To Remember Me By

Spoken: Hello there darling, don’t get up, I can’t stay long I just came to get my things and then I'm gone I got time for a quick hello but then it’s goodbye I just want to leave you a few words to remember me why You know in my life of love you weren’t the first But I think it’s safe to say you were definitely the worst Cause you took and you took and you never did give back Don’t speak now baby just listen and help me pack You know I used to come home from work everyday all tired and beat And all you could do is yell at me because I didn’t pick you up to eat You were always naming every little thing you thought I was doing wrong Baby I don’t want to name your faults the list would be far too long Like how bout when you would get drunk, you’d always ask the fool Then you’d come over and try to kiss me with breath that I swear could choke a mule And your sweet little voice well it was just like nails runnin’ across a chalkboard You know I never did get a good night’s sleep with the way you’d snore And all your stupid, stupid friends that you seemed to love so well Would do you do me a favor honey, you tell every single last one of them I hope they go to hell Cause you were always tellin’ them every single last detail Oh baby I cant count the number of times that I wanted to run you out of town on a rail Well I'm all packed so I guess this means goodbye I’d say I was gonna miss you but you know I hate to tell a lie And I gotta say it’s kinda funny to sit and watch you cry But I just wanted to leave you a few words to remember me by