So Fly

I can't help being depressed When I look down at my chest Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent How can I ever compete With 34 double D's? And I'm rollin my eyes When I look down at my thighs They might as well tape everything that I eat, to my legs. I am too broke for the knife Too lazy to exercise But if I had hazel eyes Maybe I could be fly. If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane And maybe I maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly 3x Now listen I've got a beautiful soul But only 4 people know They've known me since I was 10 Beauty did not matter then. Now that I'm 20 all that matters Is sex cars and money I ain't got none of the three So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas And I sit at home jealous There was no golden ticket In my chocolate today. And worst of all I'm reminded in the cruelest ways Of how I don't look and I should look And that's why I say... If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly 6x So basically all I need Is to be everything but me Colored contacts Liposuction And breast implants Somehow that don't make much sense I must be out of my head If I think, that I am governed by material things. So I decided that I'm The definition of fly And if you want to know why I know what money can't buy Don't go believing the hype There's no runway in the sky And no way you could be fly not if it costs you a dime. If I had no cellulite Big breasts and pockets real wide Then maybe I Maybe I, I, I I could be so fly. If I had no cellulite the boys go insane And maybe I Maybe I, I, I could be so fly