Wasted On The Senate Floor

We ran aground in the Philippines Interpreting what Henri Bergson means When he said life must be durational That feels a million to one Collecting grace on the carpeting Trade missionaries into bargaining We have no need for tricky marketing We make self evident claims We say let the product sell themselves Let the product sell themselves Let the product sell themselves Like the Minutemen said I start to shake when she stares at me Our currency's almost a parody I try to talk but apparently That's not attractively tough We tripped and fell and we formed a team We fixed ourselves with simple soldering Wait I was wrong that's called wire glue We have enough To get wasted on the senate floor She said blah blah blah I'm getting bored Republican washed in from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag To knock our lights out We got wasted on the senate floor Now you're trapped because I've locked the door And I've got the story of 232 and I've got this microphone Listen up Hey Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Got bloody eyes but we're feeling good Causing confusion in the neighborhood Nothing could protect us like an earmark could From bearing loads The price is only what inflation pulls The rules are strictly informational We showed up late with exon rays We brought our products in tow Now we're wasted on the senate floor We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply Now we're wasted on the senate floor Let's see who's gay and who get's lonely We got wasted on the senate floor The naval blockade came down with no trade offer Wasted on the senate floor And we cast our eye to the stove Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) Wasted on the senate floor