Lazy As Fuck

INTRO x2 verse 1 PART -------------- Is it 'cause you're merely down on your luck Or is 'cause you're lazy as fuck Pick the words that best describe you Hide them in the soles of your shoes Can you feel the fury's running a muck Running over you like a monster truck You're not doing what you were born to do Stop pretending like you don't know it's true verse 1 PART -------------- The thing I like most about you Is that you're held together with glue And you let them tell what you can't do Even though they all do it too Now you're getting what you give Everything is relative Increase the cost we both are lost Now that I live with you (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------5---5-----5h7-| D|---------------------------------------3---5---7-----------7-----| A|-----------------------------------5-----------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| BREAK ----- ) Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4 verse 2 PART -------------- Is it our society that's making you sick Or could it be you're just a nasty prick Hiding all your meanest faces Retreating to your hiding places Is the quicksand you're in running too quick Cause getting out of that would be a neat trick And everything you do goes nowhere It's as if you let Delilah cut your hair verse 2 PART -------------- But you got a couple good things going for you You got a pentagram tattoo And an authentic didgeridoo Even though you can't carry a tune And the good times have to end I hope to see you around here again You best believe That I can't leave When I'm still in you (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------5---5-----5h7-| D|---------------------------------------3---5---7-----------7-----| A|-----------------------------------5-----------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| OUTRO ----- ) Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4 KEY --- / slide up \ slide down ~ let ring b bend r release bend h hammer-on p pull-off v vibrato X muted string () ghost/optional