Intro 
Chorus 
I have a friend named Rosa 
She lives in the Barossa 
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine 
And sometimes forgets where her clothes are 
Verse 1 
Mon amore, mon ami, Mona Lisa 
I tried so hard to please her 
In the halls of the Louver where they eat hors-d?oeuvres 
While me and my gal just eat pizza 
I have a friend named Rosa 
She lives in the Barossa 
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine 
And sometimes forgets where her clothes are 
Verse 2 
And the Frenchman Jean-Paul Kuma Sartre 
Had a lover he?d met in Sumatra 
And they?d done it all just like Zsa Zsa Gabor 
And swing it like Nancy Sinatra 
Chorus 
I have a friend named Rosa 
She lives in the Barossa 
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine 
And sometimes forgets where her clothes are 
Instrumental over verse chords 
Verse 3 
The burial wasn?t too Christian 
At the death of the musician?s musician 
The band at the wake played silence for his sake 
Cause he just wanted people to listen 
Chorus 
Chorus 
I have a friend named Rosa 
She lives in the Barossa 
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine 
And sometimes forgets where her? 
She often regrets where her? 
She?s trying to forget where her clothes are 
And she thinks about meeting Sid Ozar 
And often forgets where her trouser 
And she thinks about flying to China 
And she couldn?t be feeling any finer 
Be be be?.