Intro Chorus I have a friend named Rosa She lives in the Barossa She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine And sometimes forgets where her clothes are Verse 1 Mon amore, mon ami, Mona Lisa I tried so hard to please her In the halls of the Louver where they eat hors-d?oeuvres While me and my gal just eat pizza I have a friend named Rosa She lives in the Barossa She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine And sometimes forgets where her clothes are Verse 2 And the Frenchman Jean-Paul Kuma Sartre Had a lover he?d met in Sumatra And they?d done it all just like Zsa Zsa Gabor And swing it like Nancy Sinatra Chorus I have a friend named Rosa She lives in the Barossa She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine And sometimes forgets where her clothes are Instrumental over verse chords Verse 3 The burial wasn?t too Christian At the death of the musician?s musician The band at the wake played silence for his sake Cause he just wanted people to listen Chorus Chorus I have a friend named Rosa She lives in the Barossa She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine And sometimes forgets where her? She often regrets where her? She?s trying to forget where her clothes are And she thinks about meeting Sid Ozar And often forgets where her trouser And she thinks about flying to China And she couldn?t be feeling any finer Be be be?.