My Favorite Pony

There's something happening on the internet and I don't really get it. Once again I have to say I'm not into that but I'm sure that I'll regret it, cause I know thousands of people never cared about anything more. They spent the last 6 months making tumblers, fanpics and bulletin boards. And I think all that excitement is great, but when they ask I have no choice. I still have to say, that I don't have a favorite pony, cause I've never seen that show that I don't have a favorite pony, cause I'm 31 years old, that I don't have a favorite pony, cause I'm a self respecting dude, and I don't have a favorite pony cause I just can't choose. Dash the Pegasus has rainbow hair and the cutest cutie mark, and Apple Jack is the strongest mare, always working so hard, and Flutter Shy has totally got that Marilyn vibe goin on but when it comes to the beauty prize oh Rarity's already won, and Pinky Pies excitement could fuel a jet plan, but Twilights the nerdyest and that goes a long way. that I don't have a favorite pony, cause I've never seen that show that I don't have a favorite pony, cause I'm 31 years old, that I don't have a favorite pony, cause I'm a self respecting dude, and I don't have a favorite pony cause I just can't choose. Well my goal is to make this into a better planet and I don't take that lightly. I should be working my butt off all day damn it and with any luck I might be. But it's equally probable that instead of changing the world I've spent the last 6 hours watching a cartoon made for little girls. Yeah, battles in the real world are so complexly won, it's all so much simpler in Equestria, but I don't have a favorite pony and I don't even know and I've spent the whole day trying to pick by watchin all episodes, (once) I don't have a favorite pony cause I'm a self respecting guy and I don't have a favorite pony cause I, I like spike.