Goodbye Twenty-nine Year Old John

verse 1 The day that you died was a good day. You said that it was better than Oprah's best birthday. But instead of having a wake, Lots and lots of people ate blended birthday cake. Chorus So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John. You should be proud of the awards you won. Though silver is not as good as gold. Oh my God, you're 30 years old. verse 2 Well you started out obsessed with Ze Frank and lonelygirl. But then you decided to jump into their world. And somehow you dragged your brother in it with you, and started this thing we call Brotherhood Two. Chorus So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John. You should be proud of the awards you won. Though silver is not as good as gold. Oh my God, you're 30 years old. verse 3 Well your eye got infected and it threatened to explode. You found yourself a yard that needed to be mowed And you got yourself a house, and you got yourself a Wii And you and the Yeti had your first anniversary. Chorus So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John. You should be proud of the awards you won. Though silver is not as good as gold. Oh my God, you're 30 years old. Oh my God, you're 30 years old. Oh my God, you're 30 years old. OUTRO Oh my God, you're 30. Years old.