Oh Internet

(Ooh Internet) (Ooh Internet) Oh this constant refresh, well they say it's the death of us, baby But I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily When I walk down the street, only strangers I meet But I can shake loneliness in just a tweet Internet I don't want to lose you (Ooh Internet) Oh Internet If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you (Ooh Internet) Oh Internet Keep me on your feed I synch to you pretty much constantly (Ooh Internet) (Ooh Internet) Every now and then, I go and check on the mail Cause when there are physical letters, consistency fails Oh these bills everyday Lest they be autopay Are easy to ignore, anyway Internet I don't want to lose you (Ooh Internet) Oh Internet You're the only love that's true (Ooh Internet) Oh Internet I'd make out with your face Later tonight, let's meet in cyberspace Oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi Is this a drug that I need There is no other way I am at home all day So that my torrents can seed You just don't get it Cause you're not on Reddit And if you want me to go out Just make sure that there's Internet I don't want to lose you (Ooh Internet) Oh Internet Boo boo be boo boo-boo (Ooh Internet) Oh Internet I wrote you this song And if you like it then you all can sing along