I Was Jesus

Intro verse 1 It was the second day of spring and sunbeams made love to windows in all the houses And I was Jesus and I decided to come down to earth in the shape of a woman this time And I was Jesus, and I went into the sea, and I took two fishes, and I turned them to millions ...And I took five loaves of bread, and fed a country with them, and I said: "Do you believe me now?" "Sorry", they said, "We focused on your wet white clothes as you bent over to pick up the fishes!" And I was bitter for a while, but then decided to go at it again Interlude Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah verse 2 And I was Ghandi and I went back to earth in the shape of a woman this time .....And the river Ganges it cleared my vision and I, well, I guess I was a woman again .....And I started my quiet, friendly revolution and they said: "Oh, a quiet friendly woman, super rare" And I tried to convince them "it's not a personality, it's choice and a belief" And "would you give me credit for it and please follow me" And they said: "Speak louder, we can't hear you when we're screaming you look nice now that you don't eat" verse 3 And I was Martin Luther King and I came back to earth in the shape of a woman this time And I was both black and a woman so I had two fights to fight so I was burned out and well, that was it verse 4 And I was Jesus and I went up to heaven Easter Sunday and I said: "I'm never going back to earth" ...And Mother said: "oh Jesus up 'til now, you've been paying for Adam's sins Soon is when the fun begins" And then, she gave me a date for when this would occur Outro Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah