Learn to Laugh

I have to laugh when I spill my milk at dinner Or when the car starts leaking oil and antifreeze When someone eats the cookie I had set my eyes on Or when I'm late and I just cannot find my keys My life is full of these annoying things But what's the use of getting all stressed out So I learn to laugh I have to laugh when someone interrupts my sentence Or when my pet has left some artwork on the floor When the guy that's in the fast lane is moving slowly Or when you call alert puts me on hold once more My life is full of these annoying things But what's the use of getting all flustered So I learn to laugh I have to laugh when I rip my shorts in public Or when you accidentally sneeze all over me When I set the alarm for six a.m. on Saturday Or when anything so stupid is because of me Life isn't over and the world won't end So I try to smile, I try to laugh today I've gotta learn to laugh The policeman who catches me speeding He really needs to learn to laugh Mr. Wilson from "Dennis the Menace" He really needs to learn to laugh And Rich Mullins He really needs to learn to laugh Or Guns 'n Roses Knock, knock, knockin on heaven's door Sinead O'Connor She really needs to grow some hair Bob Dylan He really needs to learn to sing If you didn't think that was funny You really need to learn to laugh Michael W. Smith He doesn't need anything - He's perfect