{Intro} 
{riff 1} 
D |-----5--3-----------------------------------| 
A |-----------5--3-----3-----3--5--3-----------| 
E |--3--------------6-----6-----------6--3--1--| 
D |-----5--3-----------------------------------| 
A |-----------5--3-----3-----3--5--3-----------| 
E |--3--------------6-----6-----------6--3--1--| 
D |-----5--3-----------------------------------| 
A |-----------5--3-----3-----3--5--3-----------| 
E |--3--------------6-----6-----------6--3--1--| 
              {riff 1} 
(Dave): I go to the beach to catch a little sun. 
         {riff 1} 
You see me before I get a chance to run. 
You ask me, 
(Rob): Dave, where have you been ? 
How come I only get your 'phone machine ? 
(Dave): The answer should be obvious to anyone. 
 {riff 1} 
(Rob) I told you more times than I care to recall 
I'd get more reaction talking to a wall. 
(Dave): It's no crime to be dumb 
Just don't parade it for everyone 
And act like you're such a goddamn know-it at 
You know-nothing-at-all. 
      {four times} 
  {twice} 
E -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| 
B -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| 
G -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| 
D -12b-12b-12b-12b-|-12--15--15--15--12--10--8----|----------------------/-15-| 
A -----------------|----------------------------8-|-10----13--10--13--10------| 
E -----------------|------------------------------|---------------------------| 
E -------------------|---------------------------------|-----15--17--18--22b--| 
B ----------------15-|-15--15--13--15--11--------------|----------------------| 
G -------------------|---------------------12---15--13-|-11-------------------| 
D -17---17--15-------|---------------------------------|----------------------| 
A -------------------|---------------------------------|----------------------| 
E -------------------|---------------------------------|----------------------| 
(Rob) Your friends call you "shit-for-brains" 
You're full of shit, that might explain 
But I think it's even less your head contains. 
  {three times} 
  {twice} 
(Rob) I go to the beach to catch a little sun. 
(Dave): You see me before I get a chance to run 
(Rob): I only feel contempt for you, 
You and your room temperature I.Q. 
(Dave): Well look at you - you're just a big black hole of fun 
(Rob) You need a brainscan to convince me you're not dead. 
(Dave): You need a brainscan and hope they learn to transplant a head. 
(Both): Brainscan! Brainscan! 
I don't know how - how you survive, 
I don't know how - how you survive, 
I don't know how you - 
You're alive 
You're alive 
You're alive 
You're alive 
   {five times} 
  {twice} 
E |--3----3----3----3--3--3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3--2--| 
B |--3----3----3----3--3--3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3--2--| 
G |--4----4----4----4--4--4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4--3--| 
D |--5----5----5----5--5--5--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--4--| 
A |--5----5----5----5--5--5--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--4--| 
E |--3----3----3----3--3--3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3--2--| 
{play all chords as barre chords} 
Copyright EMI Music Publishing; reprinted with kind permission. 
Transcribed by Brad Launikonis and Leon Troeth 
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