Charles Ii Rap

Intro My name is, my name is My name is, Charles II! verse 1 I love the people And the people love me So much that they restored The English monarchy! verse 2 I'm part Scottish, French, Italian A little bit Dane But one hundred percent party animal Champagne? verse 3 Spaniels I adored Named after me too Like me, they were fun With a nutty hair do! verse 4 Is today my birthday? I can't recall Let's have a party anyway Because I love a masked ball! All hail, the king! Of bling! Let's sing! Bells ring! Ding ding! I'm the king who brought back partying! Verse 5 King Charles, my daddy Lost his throne and kings were banned They chopped off his head A Then Olly Cromwell ruled the land Verse 6 Old Olly wasn't jolly He was glum, and he was proud Would be miserable as sin Only sinning's not allowed! Verse 7 When Olly died, the people said 'Charlie, me hearty! Get rid of his dull laws Come back, we'd rather party! Verse 8 This action's what they called The monarchy restoration Which naturally was followed By a huge celebration! The King of Eng! (Land say!) No sin! Too sing! (Okay!) Or anything! All say, I'm the king who brought back partying! Verse 9 Great London Fire was a whopper! In my reign, London city came a-cropper! So this king did what was right and proper Fought the fire, proved I'm more than a bopper N.C. I'm a fire stopper! verse 10 Married Catherine Braganza She was a love so true There would never be another Well... Maybe one or two! verse 11 Lucy Walter Nell Gwynne Moll Davies Barbara Villiers You think that's bad But her name's not as silly as Hortense Mancini! verse 12 As king, I must admit I broke the wedding rules But who cares when I brought back The crown jewels? I reinstated Christmas Make up, sports and even plays I was the merry monarch They were good old days! When said and done! King Charles did run! England for fun! I was the king loved by everyone My song is done!