Asshole Song

WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT FINE CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT YES YOU'RE AN A......S-S-H-O-L-E AND DON'T YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME YOU DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE YESTERDAY YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT AND I'VE GOT A FEELIN' YOU'LL BE AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (LEAD) AND I WAS TALKIN' TO YOUR MOTHER JUST THE OTHER NIGHT I TOLD HER I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE SHE YES I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES CAUSE YOU'VE KNOWN THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE FOR A WIFE (REPEAT FIRST VERSE) (I couldn't find Rodney Carrington's.... ......but here's Jimmy Buffet's)