Please Take Your Girlfriend Home

Intro () home She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here a(A)lone I'm horny and my mind begins to () roa So please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend () home She found mama's quaalude 'script Took a few just right before the () show She is no beer drinker She used the bathroom fifteen times I () know Her overtures were rather crude Her boyfriend he was more than rude to () me I'm twenty-eight and I don't date I still know classy women who like () me So () home She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here a()lone I'm horny and my mouth begins to () foam So please take your 15 year-old girlfriend () home Solo She said our show was rather dull She liked Jethro Tull more than she liked () us She said a cab cost twenty bucks I gave her thirty cents to ride the () bus When she hit me with a mic Something with which I could not a()gree When she said she dug the harmonica player A whole lot more than she dug () me So () home She's only 15, she shouldn't be back here a()lone Oh, take her to go read the Rolling () Stone And please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend () home Please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend () home