Door Number Three

from the album - 1974 Intro: d- Oh I took a wrong turn, it was the right turn My turn to have me a ball Boys at the shop told me just where to stop If I wanted to play for it all I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV My whole world lies waiting behind door number three I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel And they rolled me to the very first row I held a big sign that said, "Kiss me I'm a baker And Monty I sure need the dough" Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me 'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three And I don't want what Jay's got on his table Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor No I'll hold out just as long as I am able Or until I can unlock that lucky door Well, she's no big deal to most folks But she's everything to me 'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three