Intro: Verso: Floating in space at the edge of time In a universe that we can’t define Billions of stars in the endless night Tryin to find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (still take the time) Yes, we always take the time… To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… To milk the snake Girls do the taco handshake I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight. Verso 2: Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman We all take matters into our own hands With the five finger army we invade our pants We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time) If it was a crime… To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh To pull the handbrake To play vagina DJ She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight Ponte: Verso: He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight
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