Stay At Home Dad

Intro: I'm a stay-at-home dad, I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay-at-home dad, it's just my baby and me I'm a stay-at-home dad, while my wife's at work I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt verse 1 Baby wakes me up around 5 am Kicking and screaming until his face turns red He usually tends to calm down once he's fed So I give him his bottle, my wife gets out of bed Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready O-oh, o-oh, someone's diaper is smelly O-oh, o-oh, it leaked all over his belly O-oh, o-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly Kiss my wife goodbye while I clean up his bum bum It's time for his bath, this is gonna be fun fun I try not to get soap in his eyes He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry But if he cries to make him stop, I've got a trick I make funny noises with my mouth like this Brr brr brr, ga ga goo goo ga ga ga Then we play pick-a-boo, it makes him laugh I'm a stay-at-home dad, it's a full time job I'm a stay-at-home dad, but I like it a lot I'm a stay-at-home dad, during his afternoon nap I watch The Price Is Right and I make myself a snack Cheese and crackers verse 2 If I have errands to run, I take the van Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag I always make sure his seat's well strapped in My baby’s security is important Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah What should I make tonight, maybe some pasta And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that 5 o'clock’s the time that she gets back She asks me how my day was, I say not bad It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad I'm a stay-at-home dad, I don't take drugs I'm a stay-at-home dad, I get high on baby hugs I'm a stay-at-home dad, I like Winnie the Pooh But my favourite Disney movie is the Lion King 2 I also like Ice Age Outro That's right I take care of my children That's right I take care of my children That's right I take care of my children That's right I take care of my children That's right I take care of my children That's right I take care of my children That's right I take care of my children That's right I take care of my children 1st line 2nd line 3rd line 4th line to end e|---------------------------------------------------------------| B|-12-12-12-12---13-13-13-13---15-15-15-15---17-17-17-17-17-17---| G|---------------------------------------------------------------| D|--9--9--9--9---10-10-10-10---12-12-12-12---14-14-14-14-14-14---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------|