My Everest is not in Nepal 
She's sleeping in the bedroom second right down the hall 
Ed Hillary couldn't crack this nut 
He'd be hiding in the loungeroom with the rest of us 
May we say god save the queen 
Because nothing will save me 
Because nothing will save me 
I've got a hole the size of france  
and it sits across my heart like a black expanse 
No gravity exists in there 
It could suck you right inside straight up off your chair 
May we say god save the queen 
Because nothing will save me 
Because nothing will save me 
May we say god save the queen 
Because nothing will save me 
Because nothing will save me 
If I were you I'd write a letter to my local MP 
Saying I'm so cruel that if they had sense 
They would lock me up 
   Dm.... 
My Everest is not in Nepal 
She's sleeping in the bedroom second right down the hall 
Ed Hillary couldn't crack this nut 
He'd be hiding in the loungeroom with the rest of us 
May we say god save the queen 
Because nothing will save me 
Because nothing will save me 
May we say god save the queen 
Because nothing will save me 
Because nothing will save me