Theres Nothing I Wouldn't Do

I wanna lick your stamps I wanna squeeze your fruit I wanna copy your keys I wanna polish your skis I wanna dry clean your suit I long to renew your passport I wanna walk your collie Get you Nova Scotia salmon you can put on your bialy 'Cause baby when it comes to you there's nothing I wouldn't do ..I wouldn't do I wanna wash you car I wanna scramble your eggs Your salad I will toss Of course, I'll help you floss Rub Tiger balm on your legs Oh baby, 'cause in your love I am enveloped Gonna mosey down to Fotomat and get your film developed 'Cause baby when it comes to you there's nothing I wouldn't do Oh-oh-oooh Some show their love by writing a letter Some stumble over mountain and sea But does that show my love one more iota than making sure your soda's caffeine-free? I long to fold your socks I'll organize your closet and baby sweet, if you like I'll buy blue bags and recycle all your bottles for deposit I long to do all your taxes I'll make a quesadilla I'll rent a van for two and then I'll drive you to Ikea 'Cause baby when it comes to you there's nothing I wouldn't do Oh-oh-oooh Everyone does that whole diamond ring thing What's more passe than a rose What glued my heart indeed more than going to Duane Reade and buying aloe vera Kleenex for your nose I long to Woolite your fine washables I wanna roll your quarters ooh My dear, whatever you crave now You know I'm your slave now I'm just waiting for my orders I'm gonna go with you to yoga I'll buy some shorts for biking I'll break up every bunch so each banana's to your liking And baby when it comes to you, To show you that my love is true Baby, when it comes to you There's nothing I wouldn't do There's nothing I wouldn't do