Saved By A Chat Show

verse 1 Well I don't think it'll work Were the last words she ever heard Before she fell into the arms of foxy Phil And it would've been all right If she hadn't stayed the night Or she'd thought about the morning after pill verse 2 And she's trying to do the right thing Yeah she's trying hard to think But she isn't getting further than the lonely kitchen sink He switches on the telly And he's watching ITV While she washes up the dishes That she used to make his tea Pre-Chorus But it won't be long Until she raises a smile Just for Jeremy Kyle And the whole world stares at you Can't you see she's coming through No she don't belong to you You made her make up run She's saved by a chatshow He kissed her sister so she says He's had far too many lays But she's breaking out She's saved by a chatshow Instrumental (2x) verse 3 Well Phil is down the snooker and he's polishing his cue While she's singing lullabies thinks can I see this through Well Phil he's potted everything He's had a right good night But he's downed a few too many So it's home to start a fight Pre-Chorus But it won't be long Until she raises a smile Just for Jeremy Kyle And the whole world stares at you Can't you see she's coming through No she don't belong to you You made her make up run She's saved by a chatshow He kissed her sister so she says He's had far too many lays But she's breaking out She's saved by a chatshow Bridge Saved by a chatshow Saved by a chatshow Saved by a chatshow Saved by a chatshow Saved by a chatshow Saved by a chatshow Saved by a chatshow Can't you see she's coming through No she don't belong to you You made her make up run She's saved by a chatshow He kissed her sister so she says He's had far too many lays But she's breaking out She's saved by a chatshow