My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band 
Writes love songs about her and from what I understand 
He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes 
He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those 
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band 
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band 
Writes love songs about her even I can understand 
And he's got a certain something I suppose 
His new song's on the radio, and this is how it goes: 
(This is him singing) 
I don't want to live in this world anymore 
I don't want to live in this world anymore 
(He doesn't want to live in this world anymore) 
Where will I find true love? 
(Where will he find true love?) 
My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand 
A summer's day two years ago, when I was still her man 
I was the expert then at taking off her clothes 
But that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes 
But I've been working on my keyboards (yeah, right), practising guitar 
Takin' lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoire 
And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend 
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend 
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend 
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend 
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend 
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend 
My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band.