Stupid Things

Intro: e|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------4-5-4-| D|---4-5---4-5---4-5-------| A|-7-----7-----7-----------| E|-------------------------| verse 1: I was young, just a skinny little son of a gun. I craved adventure so I jumped into a car. To follow a star. I didn't get far. It was just a car. So I got drunk, I stripped naked and turned cartwheels across the floor. But my lady couldn't take it anymore, GET OUT THE DOOR! There was thunder in my chunder as my folks looked on in wonder All the stupid little things that I have done. Well I did 'em, I did 'em just for fun, fun, fun. But all the stupid little things that we all do. (woo-hoo) Little things that make us laugh and cry, kiss my ass and run, run, run. Intro Riff: verse 2: I got high, one night I broke into the local bowling green. I could have sworn it was a giant trampoline, how obscene. Like bowling greens, love trampolines. I fell in love. With this pretty little pretty little girl. 'Cause her sister was a woman of the world. Ah what a girl. I got a blister on my mister but I swear I didn't kiss her. All the stupid little things that I have done. Well I did 'em, I did 'em just for fun, fun, fun. But all the stupid little things that we all do. (woo-hoo) So many things that make us laugh and cry, whip my ass and run, run, run. Intro Riff: Solo: Bridge: Well here I am again, down on upon my knees, Hoping that Jesus Christ will come and save my sorry little ass, one more time. So I pray, and I pray, and I pray, and here's what he has to say: Don't give up on your stupid little dreams. Don’t give up, don’t give up on all your stupid little dreams. 'Cos all those stupid little dreams and schemes, Make you live and die, and wonder why, and try and try and laugh and All the stupid little things that we have done. But no regrets no regrets no not a single one. But all the stupid little things that we all do. So many things that make us laugh and cry, kiss my ass and run, run, run. Intro Riff: