Stripper Vicar

Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter In the hope that you will soon be feeling better I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor If you haven't then you know you really oughta I was worried so I went to see the vicar but before I could confess He did confess to be a stripper Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him so I thought I'd write and ask for your opinion Should I grass on him report him to the cardinal Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional If I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser But the only thing the stripper vicar wears (is plastic trousers) Mavis' opinion is all we really seek Mavis' opinion is all we really Should we lie, while he's still alive should we lie, while he's still alive Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it Dear Mavis I thought I'd follow up my letter drop a line about the fate of our poor vicar Very tragically his time on earth has ended found him hanging in his stockings and suspender Dear Mavis if you tell us what your thoughts are and I hope they're not biased (Cos you are the vicars daughter) Mavis' opinion is all we really seek Mavis' opinion is all we really Should we lie, while he's still alive should we lie, while he's still alive And we know him as our vicar and by night a part time stripper And he's making wine from water while he dresses like his daughter And we know that he's a rip off cos we've seen him with his kit off Should we lie, while he's still alive should we lie, while he's still alive Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it