Darling I recognize that glare in your eyes when I'm about to get the business But before you complain please let me explain I think you'll understand my position You've read all those books I know your looks, You think people who drink solo have problems But I ain't drinkin alone I'm on the phone with my brother Now my brother it seems is as confounded as me by the art of the marital tradition So we drink and we dial and shoot the breeze for a while Heck it's just like we were out fishin And it's well after nine, it don't cost us a dime We think it's an elegant solution We ain't drinkin alone We're on the phone with our brother And the good news is I'm right here for you As close as the garage The kegerator and me and AT&T And my brother if you'd like to say hello I ain't drinkin alone I'm on the phone with my brother Darling, you are my spouse and you got some rules for our house And I sure do respect your decisions But if you just calm down you'll see that I found A loophole in the social condition Well I love beer and I love you Not necessarily in that order I ain't drinkin alone I'm on the phone with my brother And the good news is I'm right here for you As close as the garage The kegerator and me and AT&T And my brother if you'd like to say hello You wouldn't hear me complain if you did the same Get some wine and go call your sister I ain't drinking alone I'm on the phone with my brother
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