Dear Porcupine Ukulele

Verse Drown me in my daily cup of tea Tell the porcupines to quit stabbing me They make me fall, but I will stand 'Cause all of them are jerks with their cups in their hands Now they want a whisper, a whisper from me 'Cause all of them have watched me on their big screen TV's But what about little old, little old me? The one who got bullied because of her teeth I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Now you say you love me, but what about before? When I was just the silly little girl next door Oh oh Ooohoooh Verse Ladies, oh ladies, why are you so mad? Is it 'cause I'm classy, and you're a trash bag? Your teasing and laughing resonates through my heart And now you're calling me 'cause you want a fresh start Now look at you boys, you can't believe your eyes You told me I was ugly and I took you by surprise You should've been nicer, 'cause look where I'm at While you copy Mac Miller wearing snap-back hats I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Now you say you love me, but what about before? When I was just the silly little girl next door Oh oh Ooohoooh Bridge Why must you be so mean, talking trash about me? All I wanted was a friend to laugh and cry and spend all of eternity Or even just a week Interlude: Outro I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Now you say you love me, but what about before? When I was just the silly little girl next door Oooh