Mrs Potato Head

Intro: If you weren't born with it You can buy a couple ornaments Just be sure to read the warning, kids Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual You can always call up a professional They stick pins in you like a vegetable Kids forever, kids forever Baby soft skin turns into leather Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic (stop) No one will love you if you're unattractive Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better? Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me How did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever Even if her face don't stay together Even if her face don't stay together If you want a little more confidence Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense All you need's a couple more condiments And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments It's such a waste When little girls grow into their mothers face But little girls are learning how to cut and paste And pucker up their lips until they suffocate Kids forever, kids forever Baby soft skin turns into leather Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic (stop) No one will love you if you're unattractive Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better? Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me How did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever Even if her face don't stay together Stay forever, stay forever Even if her face don't stay together Stay forever, stay forever Even if her face don't stay together * Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, * is it true that pain is beauty? * Does a new face come with a warranty? * Will a pretty face make it better? * Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me * How did you afford her surgery? * Do you swear you'll stay forever (stop) Even if her face don't stay together Stay forever, stay forever Even if her face don't stay together Stay forever, stay forever Even if her face don't stay together Outro: