Mashup Mrs. Potato Head, Pitty Party & Tag You´re It

If you weren't born with it You can buy a couple ornaments Just be sure to read the warning, kids Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual You can always call up a professional They stick pins in you like a vegetable Kids forever, kids forever Baby soft skin turns into leather Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic (stop) No one will love you if you're unattractive It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry) I'll cry until the candles burn down this place I'll cry until my pity party's in flames (2x) Maybe if I knew all of them well I wouldn't have been trapped inside this hell that holds me Maybe if I casted out a spell But told them decorations were in pastel ribbons Maybe it's a cruel joke on me Whatever, whatever Just means there's way more cake for me (palm mute) Forever, forever Running through the parking lot He chased me and he wouldn't stop Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it Grabbed my hand, pushed me down Took the words right out my mouth EM Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it Can anybody hear me? I'm hidden under ground Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself? Saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it" He's saying, "tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it"