Automatic Slim And The Fat Boys

Automatic Slim & the Fat Boys ~ Michael Hurley from "Snockgrass" Slim got in the middle of a tricky situation Stuck inside a roll with mustard all over He wanted to scream But he was too much a gentleman Thought life was for always And death, a dream Some people call him "Hot Dog," and some call him "Automatic" Some people didn't like him, said he was a human zero No matter 'bout no names He's the leader of the Fat Boys And we gotta say, "He's our daddy, our hero." And when you get in trouble and you got no one to turn to Call upon the Fat Boys and they will pull you through You fall into the river And you're driftin' in the current Don't have no fear The Fat Boys are here Here comes Automatic Slim and the Fat Boys They comin' round to play this evening after noon And we don't want to hear it If you don't want to play 'Cause we wanna play This evening soon And we still be playin' on to midnight And we still be playin' in the dawn's early light And if you don't believe us Why don't you come and see us Oh, we be right here From July to June But ol' Slim got in the middle of a tricky situation Stuck inside a roll with mustard all over He wanted to scream But he was too much a gentleman Thought life was for always And death, a dream