Puttin On The Dog

Here is a song recorded by Mike Snider that I transcribed today: Puttin n The Dog Mike Snider Since all her friends has got one My wife is a ntin ne too A fur coat - And there ain nuthin lse gonna do. Said she look real classy, Make me proud her If run down to the store And buy her a fur. Well, she put me t hinkin ow that I Was gonna swing that kinda deal She knows we can afford nuthin ike that And I too afraid t teal! But the problem finally solved itself Like a bolt out of the blue It just jumped right out in front of me On highway twenty-two That big ol erman shepard My car he didn see He went to dog heaven Left his hide there for me. For six weeks in the basement I worked on it every night It was trial and error But I finally got it right I put it in a Captain Crunch box Carried it upstairs to her She french kissed me When she seen her fur Now she got that fuzzy fur coat Reaches all the way down to her knees She been complainin ately Says her closet plumb full of fleas She don know old Fido Is wrapped around her tight She puttin n the dog When she goes out at night Yeah, She don know old Fido Is wrapped around her tight She really puttin n the dog When she goes out at night She been real depressed Since I backed out over the cat I believe she gonna smile real big When I show her that new fur hat! submitted by Bob Henrickson