When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends To Be Dead

Intro: Verse: 1 doa o aketara tsuma ga taoreteru senaka ni tsuki sasaru houchou yuka wa chimamire shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shirenai boku ga ochi tsuite "kyou no wa souji ga taihen sou da" to warau to tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku souni kukuku to waratteta ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu asu wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka yosou sura dekinai Verse: 2 aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari gunpuku de juuhou kakaete tari manbou no kigurumi ga shindeta toki wa doa shime youka to omotta atokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de yuka no chinori o arattari ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru no wa kanben shite hoshii ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara dekiru dake suruu de Verse: 3 kekkon mae wa isogashikute mo kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite umi mi ni ittari shita no ni kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi o kangaete inakatta ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru no wa ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka boku ni wa wakaranai ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba sore wa sore de ari darou ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu kyou wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka kitai shite akeru doa