Herman The Worm

I was sittin’ on a fencepost slapping on my left knee chewing on my bubble gum, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp playing with my yo-yo, do op, do op, do op do op, and watching the birds fly by And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold fingers up to show about an inch) I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed one grape”. And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold hands up to show about 5 inches) I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed two apples”. And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold hands up to show about 12 inches) I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed three grapefruits”. And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold hands up to show about 3 feet) I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed four cantaloupes”. And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold arms out as wide up to as you can.) I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed five watermelons”. And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold fingers up to show about an inch) I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I burped!”.