Peter Sellers And Sophia Loren - Goodness Gracious Me

Intro: verse 1 Oh doctor I'm in trouble (well goodness gracious me) For every time a certain man is standing next to me A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom N/C Well goodness gracious me verse 2 How often does this happen when did this trouble start You see my stethoscope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart What kind of man is he to create this allergy It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom N/C Well goodness gracious me Bridge 1 From New Delhi to Darjeeling I have done my share of healing And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed I remember that with one jab of my needle in the Punjab How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery But your complaint has got me really foxed verse 3 Oh doctor touch my fingers (well goodness gracious me) You may be very clever but however can't you see My heart beats much too much at a certain tender touch It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom N/C Well goodness gracious me Interlude (basically spoken with quiet music background) Can I see your tongue....aaah Nothing the matter with it put it away please Maybe it's my back....maybe it is Shall I lie down....yes...ahhhh Bridge 2 My initial diagnosis rules out measles and thrombosis Sleeping sickness and as far as I can tell Influenza inflammation whooping cough and night starvation And you'll be so glad to hear that both your eyeballs are so clear That I can positively swear that you are well verse 4 to outro Put two and two together if you have eyes to see The face that makes my pulses race is right in front of me Oh there is nothing I can do for my heart is pumping too Oh we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Goodness gracious how audacious Goodness gracious how flirtatious Goodness gracious (Spoken) It is me....it is you.... Ah I'm sorry it is us....ahhh