Dumb Ways To Die

(Intro and verses) e|--------------0-------------0--| B|------------1-------------1----| G|-------------------------------| (Repeat this until the end of each verse) D|-------------------0h2---------| A|------0h3----------------------| E|-------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that?s out of date Use your private part as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie CHORUS Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer?s bran new ride Take your helmet off in out of space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place CHORUS Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder what this red button will do CHORUS Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they quite possibly CHORUS