Real Late Starter

I woke up late today Actually i do that everyday Got no place to be seen I'm not part of a scene I'm a genius loser Keeping counsel with my own opinion President of the state that i'm in Should i just stay in bed? Should i live in my head? Oh god so many questions to ask Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time 'cos i don't want to do what i don't want to do I'm the queen refusenik But - oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine But i'm a real late starter So i'm making up for lost time Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now But i'm so polite - i do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well. Day by day i wonder If i will be torn asunder By these things that i know that nobody else knows Or maybe it's the drinking I guess we should consult a bible Everybody needs a sign - or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker Refrão But - oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine But i'm a real late starter So i'm making up for lost time Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now But i'm so polite - i do this all of the time I missed my calling in life And you must be having a laugh Oh god - you're having a laugh No point in worrying if my day´ a disaster Inside my little head i'm happy ever after Yes i am Refrão Oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine But i'm a real late starter So i'm making up for lost time Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now But i'm so polite I missed my calling in life Refrão Oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine But i'm a real late starter So i'm making up for lost time Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now But i'm so polite - i do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oooh - what of my life? Yeah well.