That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker

002000 verse 1 N.C. Oh my... 20 thrown down in my fists of rage And the man to my left has folded down well, johnny doubled up with a royal flush I had three jacks, and a pair of nines my mind is turnin', just two shots more there's not much left to play well then dude walks in black hat on top, what a mop, I'm lucky it wasn't a county cop 'cause I'm just runnin' out of time yeah... Instrumental verse 2 N.C. Who's up for game two, What to do, my wallet's gettin' thin, and I just lost my watch last night I've got a problem, just one answer got to throw it all down and kiss it goodbye... yeah! Instrumental Chorus That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) But someday I'll be back again And I, never to fall (Never to fold) Instrumental verse 3 Who's up for game three I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me And I just lost it all Well there's a man sittin' next to me Red, was smiling 'Cause it's funny I don't have no money tonight Yeah Instrumental Chorus That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) But someday I'll be back again And I, never to fall (Never to fold) Instrumental (la da da da da da da) x2 x4 Bridge Bad dap bap ba ba ba da bap bad da bi ba bop bop bippity bop-bop-bop-bop bi bi bippity bop bop verse 4 I say now skittlee dat dat, Well how bout that? I'm coming out the front never coming out the back And I walked into the bar yesterday 'Cause I had something to do, something to say And Johnny walked in right behind me And I didn't turn around 'Til I heard the sound of his feet Falling on the ground I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight. Chorus 2 So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how 'bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah-dilly do! Instrumental x3 Verse 5 And I said, what'cha looking at? He hit me across the face with a bat I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go So he opened the door and said Do what you're here for I said I'm wandering round the road four to four And I said I been walking For about a thousand years. And my feet are growing tired My eyes a little wired Don't know what to do unless I retire And he just said let's play some crazy poker Chorus 2 So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how 'bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die dah dah-dilly-do! Instrumental x3 Verse 6 I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop I don't give a shit cause I got the drop Johnny just got two eyes just like mine And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came Came to the bar to see what's the same I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me And to my left was a man, he had no chin Didn't really think about starting to sin The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice He looked kinda mad and I felt bad Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny But now I'm just struggling I need a honey-bunny. I don't know what to say anymore So I'm just gonna go out, anywho Chorus 2 So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah-dilly do! Outro x7