Where Do I Begin

Tuning: DADGBE #INTRO E|--------------0-----------------------0-----------5-----------0-----------------------0-----------| B|--------7-----------------7-----------------------------------------------7-----------------------| G|-----7--------------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----| D|-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0-----------0--| A|-----------------0-----------------------0-----------------------0-----------------------0--------| D|--0--------------------------0-----------------------0-----------------------0--------------------| E|--------------0-----------------------0-----------5-----------0-----------------------0-----------| B|--------6-----------------6-----------------------------------------------6-----------------------| G|-----7--------------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----------7-----| D|-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5--| A|-----------------5-----------------------5-----------------------5-----------------------5--------| D|--5--------------------------5-----------------------5-----------------------5--------------------| Where, oh where do I begin? A plague upon this city A pox upon my friends I spend whole days in the dark and whole nights begging this guitar to sing #SAD MOMENT(lol) E|----------------0--0--2--0--------------0---------------5----------------0--0--2--0--| B|-------------3-----2--2--2--3---------------------2-------------------3-----2--2--2--| G|----------0--------0--------------0-------------2-----2------------0--------0--------| D|-------4-----------2--2--------4-----------4--------2-----------4-----------2--2-----| A|-------------------0--0-----------------------0-----------------------------0--0-----| D|--0h2-----------------------2--------2---------------------0h2-----------------------| And I wouldn't know what kind of trouble I've been missing If I were alive at any other time #INTRO Where, oh where does this story end? If it's all the same to you I'll just skip ahead - I'm fat and I'm drunk and you love me The kids are a little weird but they're happy And I never made good on the money I said I'd make And the floorboards still squeak as if in pain E|----------------0--0--2--0------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------3-----2--2--2--3------------------3-------------------------------0------| G|----------0--------0--------0-----0----------0-----0----------------0--------2---2----| D|-------4-----------2--2--------4--------4--------4---------------4---------4-------4--| A|-------------------0--0--------------5---------------5--------2----------5------------| D|--0h2-----------------------5--------------5------------0--2-----------4--------------| Those rusty pipes do nothing but complain E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--3------------------3-------------------------------0------3--------------------| G|--0-----0----------0-----0----------------0--------2---2----0-----0--------------| D|-----4--------4--------4---------------4---------4-------4-----4--------4--------| A|-----------5---------------5--------2----------5---------------------5--------0--| D|--5--------------5------------0--2-----------4--------------5--------------5-----| #INTRO Awake again Disinterested A pox upon these listless limbs #END E|----------------0--0------------0-----------------------0--------------| B|-------------3-----2------3-----------3-----3-----3-----------3-----3--| G|----------0--------0----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0----| D|-------4-----------2--------4-----------4-----------4-----------4------| A|-------------------0--------------5-----------------------5------------| D|--0h2-----------------5-----------------------5------------------------| E|------------0-----------------------0--------------| B|------2-----------2-----2-----2-----------2-----2--| G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0----| D|--------2-----------2-----------2-----------2------| A|--0-----------0-----------0-----------0------------| D|---------------------------------------------------| E|------------0-----------------------0--------------| B|------2-----------2-----2-----2-----------2-----2-3| G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0----| D|--------2-----------2-----------2-----------2------| A|--0-----------0-----------0-----------0------------| D|---------------------------------------------------| Are we having fun yet? ************************************ | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note | b Bend | pb Pre-bend | br Bend release | pbr Pre-bend release | brb Bend release bend ************************************