If I Was The Devil

Written by: Green ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^ If I was the devil I'd hang out in Blue Eye, Missouri Where the water and the mountain collide I'd scare all the little children And rumble around beneath the beds Tell them all kind of stories You can't help but get them stuck in their heads Then I'd take out some of your livestock You can blame it on the beast of the night But you know it was me Same as you know wrong and right If I was the devil I'd go and find your preacher man Crusty and white hair I'd tell him that hell is on the way Scare him right out of his skin See the brimstone in his eyes Then a band of fat white deacons would take him far away That would be just fine with me If I was the devil If I was the devil I'd gather up all your dreams And drop them to the bottom of a black lagoon I'd steal away all your patience and steal away all your pride Leave you with nothing but uncontrollable fear And then I'd reveal my masterpiece As I dance around with the night Down in Blue Eye, Missouri Where the water and the mountain collide enjoy :) [email protected]