It Takes A Whole Lotta Liquor To Like Her

It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her That?s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her When Im liquored up I like her just fine She wants to tell me where to go, tell me what to do Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew She even wants to tell me what thoughts I ought to think It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink Chorus Well she?s such a pretty thing, you?ll think she heaven sent She?s course and kind, she likes an argument She can yell all day, she can scream all night I just sit there and smile as high as a kite Chorus This drinkin buddy of mine, he married this girl Said she?s she was the meanest woman in the world I saw her pretty picture and I said your poking fun But then the day I met her I said ?Poor me one ? Chorus Bridge: Well you may look down your nose at me Think I?m a sorry ole sun of a bee The only way I?m givin up my drinkin glass If I can find a way to get her off my ?back Chorus Acoustic solo Put a little brown jug up to my lips I?m saving our love with every sip Chorus Chorus 2: Well every time when I get sober She drives me out of my mind It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her When I?m liquored up I like her just fine When I?m Liquored up I like her just fine