The Ugly One (live)

Verse Well my buddy Scotty He was feeling kinda down A fork tongued woman Done run him in the ground I took him to the bar We were scoping the room Verse We spotted a couple girls And said hey y'all One was a fox The other was a dog So I said Scotty boy Here's what I'm willin' to do I'll take the ugly one The one who looks Just like Atilla the Hun That drug store perm And them long red hairs on her chin I'll be glad to take One for the team I'm pretty sure you'd Do the same for me Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother Ain't I a damn good friend Verse Then Scotty said Ray man We can find two more That homely thing looks like She could chew through a door I'd never expect you to go And do such an unselfish deed Verse I said nonsense brother You need to see what its like To get your world rocked By that sweet thing tonight I'll chat up her sidekick there Don't you worry bout me I'll take the ugly one somebodys daughter's Looking more like a son How'd she squeeze that behind In them high waisted Wal-Mart jeans I bet shes rocking Granny panties tonight Lord I hope nobody Turns on the lights Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother Aw but buddy you gonna owe me Bridge Well it turns out old rover's Pretty BFF was having Herself a pretty bad day And I heard that Ugly thing whisper to her She rolled her eyes my way... N.C. You know what she said? N.C. She said... I'll take the ugly one You get with scotty there Y'all have fun I'll see how long I can stand This neanderthal man Girl he ain't no Brad Pitt I better get to Drinking heavier now Won't have to kiss the fool If I pass out Yeah I'll take the ugly one girl Aw but you better remember this Outro Ouch... Well I reckon thats what I get For being a jackass...