Rockstar

Intro: I'm working 9 to 5 It's like I'm buried alive My boss is always on my case and I hate him He's got a Mercedes Benz, With really lame ass rims And I'm stuck at the bus stop waiting! His girlfriend is 18, and my girl dumped me She said 'You can't afford me' and went for the money, the money, money, money, I wish I was a Rock Star, (Oh Oh) Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh Oh) If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh Oh) I bet you'd like me better (Oh Oh) Doing shots of Petrone, With P!nk and Emma Stone And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home I wish I'd learnt to play the damn guitar I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle) I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle) (The chords are the same for the rest of the song) VERSE 2 When I got home, it went from bad to worse, My roomie sold my x-box for a six pack I wanna kick his ass and get all my cash back, But he's six foot four and a douchebag So I'm heading to LA, with the guitar I can't play, Hoping to someday make a lot of money, money, money, money. I wish I was a Rock Star, (Oh Oh) Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh Oh) If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh Oh) I bet you'd like me better (Oh Oh) Doing shots of Petrone, With P!nk and Emma Stone And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home I wish I'd learnt to play the damn guitar I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle) I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle) I learnt a couple of chords and kept the verses short, It was sad but now it's kinda funny, I wrote a catchy song that went to number 1, About a girl that left me for the money. Now I am a Rock Star, (Oh Oh) Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh Oh) Hanging out with Vedder (Oh Oh) I bet you like me better (Oh Oh) Doing shots of Patron, With P! nk and Emma Stone I bet that you wish that you could carry me home Thank God I learnt to play the damn guitar And I thank you for the way you broke my heart Cos now I am a Rock Star I am a Rock star I'm a Rock Star!