Grammar Nazi

Intro: (4X) verse 1 See I like a boy cute and nice and tall But there's one problem (Guess what?) He couldn't spell right at all And I know that's not the end all be-all But it really kinda blows Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!) And sometimes, it shows Pre-Chorus My momma told me it's unwise To like a boy who is just nice Who couldn't put apostrophe s's On his possessives And don't look at me when I look at you Whenever you say "stuffs"?� (Stuffs!) Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that ?cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me verse 2 You type "lose" with one o if you're losing your mind And two Os for describing Bowel movements of any kind You see "your"?� and "you're" They're two, two different things, baby It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yeah Pre-Chorus My momma told me it's unwise To like a boy who is just nice Who couldn't put apostrophe s's On his possessives And don't look at me when I look at you Whenever you say "stuffs"?� (Stuffs!) Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that ?cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me Bridge I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment You never say "Dogs barks"?� you just say "bark" Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park Double negatives and all its relatives Don't sound no good if it ain't in a rap song I'm gonna break it down to you I hate it when you say 'furnitures'?� When you mean 'pieces of furniture'?� Let the plural be pluralized The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised It's TO to direct, TOO for 'too much'?�, TWO is a number Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge THERE'S two baby cubs And THEIR momma lion And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day If you're debating 'if I was'?� versus 'If I were'?�, I say Who would you believe more? Bieber or Beyonce I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that ?cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me I'm not a nazi I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay) I just said that ?cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me