Intro: verse 1: (M)-We first met we made love every hour, now-wa-days I always have to beg (W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -- days it looks more like a keg. (B)-It's to late now we're mar-ried, till we're dead and bu-ried. (B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do. (B)-We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you. verse 2: (M)-When we first met our love was like a flower, now it's like a weed I'd like to pick. (W)-When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick. (B)-It's to late now we're mar-ried, till we're dead and bu-ried. (B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do. (B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you. (M)-Now I share a checking account and half my money’s gone. (W)-I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john. (M)-I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive. (W)-Now my life is over but my body’s still alive. (B)-Your stuck with me, what did we do (M)-Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you. (B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you (M)-Yea the condom broke, and now I'm stuck with you. (W)-The kids aren’t yours, and I'm still stuck with you.

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