Show Them To Me

Intro Verse Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin' goin' on When I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my problems are all gone Pre No one thinks of fightin' When they see a topless girl Maybe if you would show yours to me We could save the world Show them to me, Show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole better without that sweater Baby, I'm sure you'll agree If you got two funbags, show them to me Verse I don't care if they don't match or One's bigger than the other You could show me one and I'll imagine the other Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad There just a little long Show them to me, Show them to me Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see Just disrobe, show your globes And a happy man I'll be If you got dos chichis, show them to me Bridge I've met a lot of them but never one I hated Even if you've had thirteen kids and You think they look deflated There's no such thing as a bad breast I believe this much is true If you're a big fat man, I'm a tittie fan And I'd love to see yours too Show them to me, Show them to me Just like the Girls Gone Wild on TV Just lean back and show your rack And I'll be in ecstacy If you got two casabas, show them to me Show them, show them to him All the world will live in harmony It'll do you good and it'll give me wood And we'll make history If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time I said if you love your country yeah Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me Show them to him