Old Age Pension Check

OLD AGE PENSION CHECK Recorded by Roy Acuff Writer: Roy Acuff door We won't have to more Though we're old and thin and gray Good times will be back to stay When our old age pen- door. When her old age pen- door Dear old grand- more She'll be night she'll have a date When her old age pen- door. Grow a flowing, long white beard and use a cane 'Cause you're in your second childhood, don't complain Life will just begin at sixty, we'll all feel very frisky When our old age pension check comes to our door. Powder and paint will be abolished on that day And hoop skirts will then be brought back into play Painted cheeks will be the rage, and old maids will tell their age When their old age pension checks come to their door. All the drug stores will go bankrupt on that day For cosmetics, they will all be put away I'll put a flapper on the shelf, get a grandma for myself When her old age pension check comes to her door. There's a man that turned this country upside down With his old age pension rumor going 'round If you want in on the fun, send your dime to Washington And that old age pension man will be around.