Jingle Fists

Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Get your fists a flyin? have a happy holiday, hey Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. Dashin? to the Mall, I found a parkin? space But then I seen a faster car had jumped right in my place I think he shocked his self, how fast he could vamoose When I jumped out from behind the wheel and knocked both his lungs loose Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Get your fists a flyin? in them shoppin? malls today, hey Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. I went into the store. To get my money back On a Christmas choo choo train, that wouldn?t stay on the track They said their policy was to make an exchange instead So I reached over there and exchanged that train for some pop knots on their heads Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Get your fists a flyin? in them shoppin? malls today, hey Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. A day or two ago, I found a Christmas tree I grabbed it up, but some ol? boy had grabbed same time as me He wouldn?t let it go but quite to his surprise How soon he loosened up his grip, when I dotted both his eyes Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Get your fists a flyin? have a happy holiday, hey Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day.