The New Knife Game Song

There is an old tradition A game we all can play You start by getting liquored up and sharpening your blade You take a shot of whiskey You grab your knife and pray And spread apart your fingers And this is what you say Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop. If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off. And if I hit my fingers, blood will soon come out. But all the same I play this game, 'cause that's what it's all about. No, you can't use a pencil You can not use a pen The only way is with a knife when danger is your friend And some may call it stupid Some may call it dumb But all the same we play this game Because it's so damn fun Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop. If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off. And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out. But all the same I play this game, 'cause that's what it's all about. Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP I'm picking up the speed, and If I hit my fingers then my hand will start to bleed.