Intro: Verse If trouble had a name, it would be a name that changes every day But always sounds the same If heartbreak was a game, a game you could play at the old town arcade Id be in the high score hall of fame If trouble had a name, it would be a name that changes every day But always sounds the same If heartbreak was a game, a game you could play at the old town arcade Id be in the high score hall of fame Good morning, bartender, would you mind lettin me in I was thinking of starting a bender just as soon as this one comes to an end Verse My mind is like a train, driven by demons I drill through my days I work like the devil just so I can play My life it is a train wreck, it keeps me guessin on whats coming next Cos I aint a man babe Im a mess Good morning, bartender, would you mind lettin me in I was thinking of starting a bender just as soon as this one comes to an end Verse My love is like an old road, seen a lot of good folks come and go Covered with patches and tar and pot holes My heart is like an old truck, it could probably use a little fixing up But somehow the damn thing still runs Good morning, bartender, would you mind lettin me in I was thinking of starting a bender just as soon as this one comes to an end