Verse 1: I woke up on the wrong side of the floor My clothes still smell like the night before Where I? Why am I talking to myself? (Self) Im like a fat kid running through a candy store Im like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores Why Cant I Just Get Control Over Myself? (Self) Im not trying to be a saint. I dont wanna be president someday. Im just trying to make my way. (Yeah) Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah I cant do nothing right Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah It aint no ones fault but mine Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah I cant do nothing right Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah) So if you fuck up all the time Lets all sing. Oops my bad I never said Id ever get it right. Da Da Da Da Da Da Second Verse: My girlfriend told me that she wants a break And that being with me is what turned her gay Whats with me; why does this happen all the time? (Time) Im like a blind man walking through a perfume shop Im like a strange guy switching lanes in front of the cops Why cant I just get control over myself? (self) Im not trying to be a saint. I dont wanna be president someday. Im just trying to make my way. (Yeah) Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah I cant do nothing right Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah It aint no ones fault but mine Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah I cant do nothing right Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah) So if you fuck up all the time Lets all sing. Oops my bad I never said Id ever get it right. Da Da Da Da Da Da Verse 3: Im just a bad luck charm. To blame when things go wrong. Been cursed since I was born Maybe one day Ill change For now all I can say (Yeah) Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah I cant do nothing right Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah It aint no ones fault but mine Im sorry Im a fuck up, yeah I cant do nothing right Im sorry Im a fuck up (Yeah) So if you fuck up all the time Lets all sing. Oops my bad I never said Id ever get it right. Oops my bad I never said Id ever get it right. Oops my bad I never said Id ever get it right. Da Da Da Da Da Da Ah, Fuck it.