I Know Its Today

Young Fiona: “There’s a princess in a tower” Oh my gosh that’s just like me “Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut But the witch wont set her free She passes time by singing” Like someone else I know “As years go by she sits and waits” As years go by?! Uh oh “A torturous existence” I don’t remember this part! “She wishes she were dead?” (No Chord) Skip ahead, skip ahead “But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire The prince is good at climbing And braiding golden hair” So I know he’ll appear ‘Cause there are rules and there are strictures I believe the storybooks I read By candle light My white knight, and his steed Will look just like these pictures It wont be long now, I guarantee Day number twenty-three I know its today I know its today (Musical interlude where Fiona grows into a teenager) Teen Fiona: (Speaks): Oh! Here’s a good one! “There’s a princess in a coma” Glad it’s her instead of me “Pretty maiden in a glass box” How, I wonder, does she pee? (Speaks): Blah blah blah blah “poison apple” Boring boring “evil queen.” Filler, filler been there, read that Seven shorties on the scene No Chord Skip ahead, skip ahead! “But in the end the princess wakes up with a start The prince is good at kissing, And melting Snow White’s heart!” So I know he’ll appear And his armor will be blinding As shining as his perfect teeth, and manly hose He’ll propose, on one knee And our pre-nup will be binding About time we set a wedding date Day number nine hundred and fifty-eight I know its today He’ll show up today!_________ (Adult Fiona): ___aaayy! There’s a princess! Any princess! Take your pick they’re all like me! Not exactly, I’m still waiting They’re out living happily Ever after better get here, I want love in seconds flat No one needs these middle bits Whoops, did I do that? Cut the villains, but the vamping Cut this fairy tale Cut the peril and the pitfalls, Cut the puppet and the whale Cut the monsters, cut the curses Keep the intro, cut the verses And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting The waiting! But I know he’ll appear Though I seem a bit bi-polar And I’m a vandal now as well, Hope he won't mind I’m a find, Im a catch And a very gifted bowler It wont be long now, I guarantee Day number Are you there God? Its me Fiona All Three: Its me Fiona! Now I know he’ll appear ‘Cause there are rules and there are strictures I believe the storybooks I read by candle light My white knight, my knight and his steed Will look just like these pictures It wont be long now, I guarantee Young Fiona: Day number twenty-three Teen Fiona: Day number nine fifty-eight Adult Fiona: Day number eight thousand four hundred and twenty-three Young Fiona(Top), Teen Fiona(Middle), Adult Fiona(Bottom): I know its today ooh_____ I know its today ooh_____ I know its today I know its today ooh_____ I know its today ooh_____ I know its today ooh_____ I know its today All: I know its today!